Ask Some Crazy Ponies

Seek pertinence in your dismal life via large-craniumed cartoon equine.

A blog dedicated ponified versions of my human characters, the questions an unyielding populace may ask them, and generalized My Little Pony fanart.

Sep 14

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched

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(via ruinedchildhood)


Sep 5
There is a narrative that decaytheremains and I often toss around that at some point in the future Tick (Septic) cuts off Rig’s (Tide’s) hands thus crippling her at least temporarily of her powers… but she never really minds. Especially not when you have the ability to control any fluid including blood.

There is a narrative that decaytheremains and I often toss around that at some point in the future Tick (Septic) cuts off Rig’s (Tide’s) hands thus crippling her at least temporarily of her powers… but she never really minds. Especially not when you have the ability to control any fluid including blood.


Aug 29

IAMX - I Come With Knives

(via zsteube)


Aug 28

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About Me
I was tagged by ohnodangerlust​!

▫️Name: High Tide but just Tide works too. ALSO known by HT, Riptide, Red Tide, Oh No Not You Again, and Please Stop Doing That To My Face

▫️Birthday: July 3rd

▫️Age: 22

▫️Hobbies: Hehe… fishin’

▫️Favorite Food: Alfalfa sandwiches on rye, watermelon, and potatoes

▫️Favorite Artist: I don’t know any of that shit

▫️Favorite show: What like the circus? Circus is aight.

▫️Favorite character: The fuck is this one even on about?

▫️Pet Peeve: Ponies shoving alcohol under my nose, foals, horrible accent imitations, leprechaun jokes, and CALLING ME FUCKING SCOTTISH.

▫️Random fact about me: THE MANE IS NATURAL

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"Don’t worry about getting none from Septic ‘cause I’ll fill hers out too!"

▫️Name: Septic

▫️Birthday: Whatever day they invented defecation

▫️Age: Probably old as balls

▫️Hobbies: Walking through the hardware department and popping a boner, watching foals bury their dead pets and jerkin’ off, hiding, whining

▫️Favorite Food: The crusty bits she scrapes off her own bones

▫️Favorite Artist: None because everything is awful

▫️Favorite show: Everything is awful and nothing matters

▫️Favorite character: Your favorite character is probably just a sign of your inadequacy and it’s awful and doesn’t matter

▫️Pet Peeve: Breathing

▫️Random fact about me: Watchin’ romance movies makes her cr-… y… oh…

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I tag: theslaughteredkelpie, kelpiesnshit, doctor-centipone, jerkyhooves, drsklee


Aug 27

Almost got dang diddly caught again.


Aug 25

This waz also in da drafts, and although the anatomy is atrocious I do love that drill.

This waz also in da drafts, and although the anatomy is atrocious I do love that drill.


This waz in da drafts.

This waz in da drafts.


Aug 21
You should know better than to look through Tide’s things, Bilge.

You should know better than to look through Tide’s things, Bilge.


Septic is not normally the ornamental sort but for some occasions she makes an exception.

Septic is not normally the ornamental sort but for some occasions she makes an exception.


Aug 20
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you’re at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea tray in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you’re at!

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you’re at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea tray in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you’re at!


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