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A blog dedicated ponified versions of my human characters, the questions an unyielding populace may ask them, and generalized My Little Pony fanart.
▫️Name: High Tide but just Tide works too. ALSO known by HT, Riptide, Red Tide, Oh No Not You Again, and Please Stop Doing That To My Face
▫️Birthday: July 3rd
▫️Hobbies: Hehe… fishin’
▫️Favorite Food: Alfalfa sandwiches on rye, watermelon, and potatoes
▫️Favorite Artist: I don’t know any of that shit
▫️Favorite show: What like the circus? Circus is aight.
▫️Favorite character: The fuck is this one even on about?
▫️Pet Peeve: Ponies shoving alcohol under my nose, foals, horrible accent imitations, leprechaun jokes, and CALLING ME FUCKING SCOTTISH.
▫️Random fact about me: THE MANE IS NATURAL
"Don’t worry about getting none from Septic ‘cause I’ll fill hers out too!"
▫️Birthday: Whatever day they invented defecation
▫️Age: Probably old as balls
▫️Hobbies: Walking through the hardware department and popping a boner, watching foals bury their dead pets and jerkin’ off, hiding, whining
▫️Favorite Food: The crusty bits she scrapes off her own bones
▫️Favorite Artist: None because everything is awful
▫️Favorite show: Everything is awful and nothing matters
▫️Favorite character: Your favorite character is probably just a sign of your inadequacy and it’s awful and doesn’t matter
▫️Pet Peeve: Breathing
▫️Random fact about me: Watchin’ romance movies makes her cr-… y… oh…